A tip from your favorite nurse (that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge. You just never know when someone will split their head open or cut their finger while cooking and so on.

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing— hold pressure and crack open an egg.
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure).
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches.

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

(Source: ehretha, via schizophrengeek)